Smoky is a stern guy, and the oldest, so he's "Chief." Jimmy purrs at the drop of hat -- he's "Happy." Lily? She talks to herself. And she has been christened "Mumbles."
I, Frazier, have perfected the art of snoozing in comfort. I really know how to make the most of my space, too. So, friends, I'm official: they call me "Stretch."
I hope Mom doesn't think she's gonna put little personalized T-shirts on all of us. Ain't happenin'.